Arnhannut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing human.

Arnhannut created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Arnhannut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arnhannut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Arnhannut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Arnhannut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never look at nebulae.