Dumominhon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent newt.

Dumominhon created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumominhon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumominhon, it will be very unhappy.

Dumominhon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dumominhon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always obey Dumominhon's priests.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not kill sharks.