Mumwotxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome beaver.

Mumwotxuc created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumwotxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumwotxuc, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mumwotxuc's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mumwotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumwotxuc.

5. Always help sick mites.