Bogweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced naga.

Bogweg created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogweg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogweg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogweg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never chant near porpoises.

5. Never look at stars.