Henlaplim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm clam.

Henlaplim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henlaplim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Henlaplim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Henlaplim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Henlaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing orange jumpers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.