Larnarmyim Tindognarl is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty wren.

Larnarmyim Tindognarl created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnarmyim Tindognarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larnarmyim Tindognarl, he will destroy your favourite star.

Larnarmyim Tindognarl's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larnarmyim Tindognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Pray towards the west.