Cenbunmigrow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart hamster.

Cenbunmigrow created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbunmigrow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cenbunmigrow, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cenbunmigrow's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cenbunmigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.