Vidcimgep Komtighak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring manatee.

Vidcimgep Komtighak created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcimgep Komtighak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vidcimgep Komtighak, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vidcimgep Komtighak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vidcimgep Komtighak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vidcimgep Komtighak.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Put Vidcimgep Komtighak first in all things.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Vidcimgep Komtighak on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.