Ingkoprull is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, emotional weasel.

Ingkoprull created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ingkoprull, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingkoprull, she will torture you forever.

Ingkoprull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ingkoprull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Ingkoprull loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.