Ominvagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ominvagcep created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvagcep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ominvagcep, it will not care at all.

Ominvagcep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ominvagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. You must pray to Ominvagcep four times a day.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.