Catfubdag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unfair tapir.

Catfubdag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfubdag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Catfubdag, she will cry a lot.

Catfubdag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Catfubdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Catfubdag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not take Catfubdag's name in vain.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.