Ligstafrul is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving raven.

Ligstafrul created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligstafrul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ligstafrul, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ligstafrul's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ligstafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about fire.