Pagfitnel is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing
lion.
Pagfitnel created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Pagfitnel, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Pagfitnel, it will strike you with lightening.
Pagfitnel's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Pagfitnel's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured geese.
2. Put Pagfitnel first in all things.
3. Never talk about eukaryotes.
4. Never hurt rats.
5. Pagfitnel loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.