Nan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless shrew.

Nan created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Nan's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Always wear white.