Cibrentim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong mouse.

Cibrentim created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrentim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibrentim, he will turn you into a tree.

Cibrentim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cibrentim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Cibrentim's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.