Lundudben is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring otter.

Lundudben created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundudben, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lundudben, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lundudben's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lundudben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.