Jamfonsid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective seal.

Jamfonsid created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamfonsid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jamfonsid, she will turn you into a duck.

Jamfonsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jamfonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Pray towards the south.