Vigjamapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dugong.

Vigjamapp created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigjamapp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vigjamapp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vigjamapp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vigjamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to capybaras while wearing purple skirts.

5. Never leap in the presence of bats.