Fenlennan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart swan.

Fenlennan created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlennan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fenlennan, she will remove you from existence.

Fenlennan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fenlennan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about ducks.