Tikbomcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful hyena.

Tikbomcin created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikbomcin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikbomcin, she will turn you into a slug.

Tikbomcin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tikbomcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tikbomcin.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikbomcin.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not covet oxen.