Banlangut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing grasshopper.

Banlangut created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlangut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Banlangut, she will turn you into a rock.

Banlangut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Banlangut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.