Bomgunrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart crocodile.

Bomgunrag created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgunrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bomgunrag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bomgunrag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bomgunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about optics.