Bethimtarlag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable butterfly.

Bethimtarlag created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethimtarlag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bethimtarlag, he will turn you into a plant.

Bethimtarlag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bethimtarlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not run in public.