Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent dove.

Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rullgetzogbonyok Mumstafgeb Dibnildag on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about lemons.