Budnuthud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish wolf.

Budnuthud created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnuthud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budnuthud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Budnuthud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Budnuthud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.