Tafnabflat Likzimstan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring duck.

Tafnabflat Likzimstan created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafnabflat Likzimstan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tafnabflat Likzimstan, she will manifest in front of you.

Tafnabflat Likzimstan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tafnabflat Likzimstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat figs.