Kinrowlam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring warg.

Kinrowlam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kinrowlam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinrowlam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kinrowlam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kinrowlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Kinrowlam on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.