Carquagpanranlen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet rat.

Carquagpanranlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Carquagpanranlen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Carquagpanranlen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Carquagpanranlen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Carquagpanranlen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Carquagpanranlen first in all things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must love Carquagpanranlen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Carquagpanranlen.