Omtzennurdog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous donkey.

Omtzennurdog created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Omtzennurdog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtzennurdog, he will turn you into a worm.

Omtzennurdog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Omtzennurdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not make images of living things.