Rigcipfar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil mongoose.

Rigcipfar created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rigcipfar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigcipfar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigcipfar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rigcipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rigcipfar's name in vain.

2. Run away from fawn eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Rigcipfar loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.