Dabrawquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving scorpion.

Dabrawquill created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabrawquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabrawquill, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dabrawquill's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dabrawquill's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dabrawquill.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Dabrawquill on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.