Tiphimrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy camel.

Tiphimrutt created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphimrutt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiphimrutt, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tiphimrutt's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tiphimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tiphimrutt.

3. Put Tiphimrutt first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tiphimrutt.

5. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.