Giltenlib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able gnu.

Giltenlib created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giltenlib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Giltenlib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Giltenlib's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Giltenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Giltenlib.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Run away if three cats approach from the south.
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