Jiphasboss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing warg.

Jiphasboss created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphasboss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jiphasboss, it will destroy your home planet.

Jiphasboss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jiphasboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jiphasboss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.