Cidloopdav is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying donkey.

Cidloopdav created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidloopdav, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidloopdav, she will manifest in front of you.

Cidloopdav's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cidloopdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never run near snakes.