Sakceptun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful mouse.

Sakceptun created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakceptun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakceptun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sakceptun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sakceptun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakceptun.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.