Monfithab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing crocodile.

Monfithab created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfithab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Monfithab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Monfithab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Monfithab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands indigo.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Monfithab.
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