Rullyammonstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast dolphin.

Rullyammonstrag created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyammonstrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullyammonstrag, she will turn you into a goat.

Rullyammonstrag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rullyammonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never pour water over plants.