Larncetkinbisscidhitvol is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic skunk.

Larncetkinbisscidhitvol created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larncetkinbisscidhitvol, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larncetkinbisscidhitvol, she will be very unhappy.

Larncetkinbisscidhitvol's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Larncetkinbisscidhitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.