Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable rhinoceros.

Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flisgabminzagfitfossrannad.

2. Never feed garlic to rats while wearing corsets.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing brown jumpers and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not kill frogs.