Likhadyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty shark.

Likhadyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhadyarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likhadyarp, he will turn you into a tree.

Likhadyarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Likhadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Likhadyarp six times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Hide from black cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your hands.