Tailhakmin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic tortoise.

Tailhakmin created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhakmin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailhakmin, he will cry a lot.

Tailhakmin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tailhakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never chant near snakes.