Hadgengof is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able camel.

Hadgengof created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadgengof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hadgengof, she will ignore you.

Hadgengof's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hadgengof's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not take Hadgengof's name in vain.