Rillbaggeppantiflanflab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind dryad.

Rillbaggeppantiflanflab created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbaggeppantiflanflab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillbaggeppantiflanflab, she will send you a sign.

Rillbaggeppantiflanflab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rillbaggeppantiflanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

4. Do not take Rillbaggeppantiflanflab's name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.