Largquagwig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless lion.

Largquagwig created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Largquagwig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Largquagwig, it will ignore you.

Largquagwig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Largquagwig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Largquagwig.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.