Listbepbet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable fish.

Listbepbet created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbepbet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listbepbet, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Listbepbet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Listbepbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Listbepbet.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing yellow tights and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

4. Never wear gray trousers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.