Fencibomin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind gorilla.

Fencibomin created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fencibomin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fencibomin, it will come to you in dreams.

Fencibomin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fencibomin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fencibomin.

5. Fencibomin loves rats, so they must be honoured.