Cetkipsafdisszim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate camel.

Cetkipsafdisszim created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cetkipsafdisszim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cetkipsafdisszim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cetkipsafdisszim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cetkipsafdisszim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Do not sing at rivers.

4. Never stain your head with indigo.

5. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.