Gessquartyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful parrot.

Gessquartyatt created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessquartyatt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gessquartyatt, he will remove you from existence.

Gessquartyatt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gessquartyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessquartyatt.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.