Fligcubbemcub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient salamander.

Fligcubbemcub created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcubbemcub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligcubbemcub, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fligcubbemcub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fligcubbemcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing shirts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if four cats approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.