Tamflowfen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented grasshopper.

Tamflowfen created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamflowfen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamflowfen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tamflowfen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tamflowfen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tamflowfen on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamflowfen.

5. You must never eat lentils.